Joke Time

I have two jokes for you. First joke:There is a man drowning in the water and a ship comes over to help him but he said no God is going to save me another boat comes and they try to save him but he says God will save him. He ends up going to heaven and he asks God why didn't you save me and God says I sent over two ships to save you you idiot.

Second joke:Knock knock who's there nobody nobody who .......